Just finished a trip to Roswell, NM, and I know there’s nothing more interesting than vacation pictures from the desert.
So, here they are:
1 – Alien-Themed Stuff
It starts well outside of town, so as you’re driving through endless southwest desert (and trying not to pee in the car) you begin to notice a theme…
2 – Unintentionally Funny Signs
If you can trust your stuff with Billy the Kid, then who can you trust?
Someone call Mulder and Scully–we saw a Blockbuster sign.
I couldn’t (from the road) see a big dome made from Ramen, but that image will live on in my dreams.
3 – A Newspaper about a UFO
I think this is gonna be a big story.
4 – Those UFOs under my eyes.
Dear goodness, someone call a bellhop to help me check these bags.
5 – A Spot Where the Enola Gay Once Parked
6 – Emilie de Ravin Making Out
Okay, that might be something I remember from the show. It’s hard to keep it all straight. Who knows?
7 – Aleins. Everywhere.
8 – Aliens Who Have Given up on Life
9 – Emilie de Ravin Moving Stuff with her MindFull disclosure: This also could be something I remember from the TV show.
10 – UFO Research
The UFO museum is a fun slice of Americana, but take a look around back and you’ll find a serious research library with every document a UFO researcher could need.
11 – The Iron Cross of Germany Embedded in a Creek
Interesting story. Some German POWs were kept in Roswell during WWII, because it’s the middle of a desert and there’s no where to run. They built lots of stuff before being returned to Germany after the war…but these prisoners found that their homeland was not in good shape (for obvious reasons) and came back, sometimes with their families, to live in the New Mexico desert.
There’s also a lot of German culture in Texas (where I’m from), and most of it predates WWII. It’s a part of southwestern culture most people don’t know about.
12 – This Donut Shop with a Happy Alien Landing
Yes, I prefer the Donut spelling. “Doughnut” takes longer to type and life is short.
13 – A Magical Mountain Community
Less than 90 minutes from the dry, empty desert of Roswell is a lush mountain community called Ruidoso, where it’s cool in the summer and often rains. (When we first got to Roswell, the temperature was 113 degrees. Ruidoso was in the 60s.) There is endless shopping and excellent coffee, so we felt like hobbits stumbling into Bombadil’s house.
It’s surreal to see such different climates right next to each other, with almost no transition between the two. You’re in the desert, then you blink and it’s the rain forest.
This dog stood in the doorway of a candle shop. He stared and panted expectantly until we drew near, and then he retreated into the store. We followed him in and he ran to the back to join his owner at the register, apparently proud of bringing in some potential customers. I told you, it’s a magic village. The dogs work the shops.
14 – The local TV station and the Live and Amplified Show
Live and Amplified is a podcast run mostly out of Roswell, and since my wife’s a songwriter they asked us to play a few songs for them. I didn’t expect a podcast to have such a technically impressive setup, but these guys really know what they’re doing.
(The episode isn’t out yet. I’ll let you know.)
15 – The Abandoned Air Force Hangar Where (I’m Told) they Kept the Alien Bodies
16 – Emilie de Ravin was there Posing as Air Force Personnel
This one I’m pretty sure happened for real.
17 – A…Protest Horse?
This horse is covered in newspaper articles in an effort to combat the official Roswell UFO story. I don’t understand any part of that sentence I just wrote, but apparently there was once a tradition of doing this sort of thing in the Southwest. This country is so huge that lots of American culture seems foreign to me.
Just a weather balloon? Naaayyyy!