The Wedding – Part 2

While I was pretending to be Maverick, my soon-to-be wife and friends were working hard to get her ready. (I’ve never ironed anything on the ground.) Of course, men are expected to look less then perfect (the groomsmen had facial hair and stubble) but the ladies had no such luxury. In the church bathroom they…

My Wedding – Part 1

We played on the swings to loosen up before the wedding ceremony. Until those darned kids came along… Before the wedding I was pretty nervous. Not about the wedding, but about my hand. What if the groomsmen knew I was bluffing? It was my first time to play Texas Hold ‘Em and I wasn’t even…

I’m Famous!

Yeah, this is me in a commercial. OK, it’s actually something Foothold Productions wants to to submit to a competition so it might be used as a commercial, but it’s still cool. Also, they let Christine and I record the music you hear. Enjoy!

Best Friend’s Wedding

Two weeks before my wedding I attended the wedding of my best friend, John Denmon. I met a lot of guys there I didn’t know who were his friends. I got interesting responses when I asked them how they knew John. “John helped me reconcile problems with my girlfriend; now, we’re married.” “John is a…

It’s a Good Thing I’m a Superhero

I sat by the emergency door on a flight returning from Seattle, this week, and this picture was next the me all the way there. I wasn’t worried. I understood this sign was telling me that in the event of an emergency I could simply use my heat vision to melt the door before I…